Dear Google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Aww, you remembered my birthday!" "No, Facebook told me.
Eating popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 1% during the movie. (9% fell out)
S.t.u.d.y = Singing, tweeting, unlimited texting, dreaming, yawning. Yeah mom, I love to study.
Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.
Elementary school: 30 friends. Middle school: 20 friends. High school: 10 friends. College: 3 Real friends.
Haters are kind of like stalkers, they obviously think about you all the time, talk about you all the time, and know a lot about you.
In your bed: it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school: it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
That moment when you get a high score in a test you didn't study for.
When you change your answer in a test only to find out later that your first answer was right. -.-
Mom: "All you do is sit on that computer all day" Me: Lies. I sit on the chair...
I am nobody. nobody is perfect. therefore I am perfect.
Y.O.F.O You Only Famous Online.
That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M's...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.
When I was little I had a huge imagination. Now I can't even make up a story for English class.
Want someone stop texting you? Send this SMS: SERVICE ERROR 305: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
Admit it, you've once made a little kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.
"I'm a wizard." "Then prove it." "Sorry I cant, no magic outside Hogwarts."
Saving a file as "jkhsjkfsjjuk" because you're too lazy to write a proper title.
Instead of doing my homework I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do.
iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt.
Teacher: "You copied from Zac's exam paper right?" Me: "How did you know?" Teacher: "Zacs's paper says I don't know and you put me neither."
"I love you" "Oh really? What a coincidence!" "What? Do you love me too?" "No, I love me too!"
Math problems: "Jane bought 72 sofas." who the heck would buy 72 sofas?
Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot'. She's a woman, not a temperature.
I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Ok never mind... I hate you
When I call my parents, and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer it's like World War II.
"I'll just sleep for 5 more minutes.." 30 mins later "SHOOT!!!!!!"
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.” Sincerely, Everybody.
Day before the test "Whatever, I don't need to study, I got this." Day of the test "Why do I do this to myself?!"
Last minute studying and I wind up doing really good. Spend forever studying and I fail.
Mom: What did you learn in school today? Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
Love your haters, because after all, they are your biggest fans :)
When People say, "When I was little I..." And I'm just sitting there awkwardly like, "I still do that..."
Study: The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
At school, I risk my phones life to text you.
If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, then how can you expect a single student to learn all the subjects?
'Dreams are like stars, you may never touch them but if you follow them- they will lead you to your destiny.' - Liam P.
When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
When i'm printing something i stand right in front of the printer and watch the paper come out.
'Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.' - Louis T.
"WHY?!?!" "Because I said so!!!" good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
"Want to go out?" "I have a boyfriend" "I have a math test tomorrow" "And?" "Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on"
Teacher: "Stop clicking your pens!" Class: Click click click click... click
In class = 5% Paying attention. 12% Playing with a pen. 21% Checking people out. 62% Daydreaming of what I could be doing if I wasn't here.
Dear computer, If I knit you a sweater, will you stop freezing?
No matter how many pens I buy, they always "mysteriously" go missing.
Why I hate school = 10% Annoying people. 90% It's not Hogwarts!
Me: I like your teeth! Person: Thanks! (: Me: They remind me of a song. Person: What song? Me: BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW.
Dear dad, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees" Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it -_-
That moment when someone asks you something and you know the answer, you just don't know how to explain it.
Responding to my texts with the letter "K" ...quickest way to end the conversation.
I hate how..... after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said.
1,000,000 MEMORIES.100,000 inside jokes. 10,000 great times. 1,000 hours of laughter. 100 secrets. 10 texts per minute. 1 BEST FRIEND.
REMEMBER: Face your problems. Don't Facebook your problems.
That awkward moment when you feel good about a test and tell everyone that you're gonna get an A+ but you ended up with a F.
When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time. -_-
Student: "Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "No." Student: "Good, cause I didn't do my homework."
The awkward moment when you're in the car and accidently make eye contact with people in the car next to you.
Multiple choice (test): A, B, C, or D? “Well I haven’t had a B for like 4 questions so I’ll choose that”
"Omg I just saw you on TV" "seriously what channel?" "Animal planet....."
When people come over, and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world...
Everyone had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once.
"oh my god this shirts so cute!" (reads price tag) "just kidding, I've seen cuter -__-"
Favorite outdoor activity: Going inside.
Puts on to much lotion You: Oh crap! wipes half of it on the person next to you.
When I was a kid trying not to color outside the lines was my biggest problem.
In school Example: 1+1=2. Homework: 1+1+1=3. Test: 13xy(2y+3g2)+7xy.
In school Teacher: "Is that a phone!?" Me: "No. It's my calculator."
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh
Math: The only place where people buy 60 cars and no one wonders why.
Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING?! Me: Well maybe because you have ears!
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh
Math: The only place where people buy 60 cars and no one wonders why.
Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING?! Me: Well maybe because you have ears!
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